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Shhhh...
Let's
observe
as
Libby
teaches
a class.
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"Your
best defense is offense," she
explains to her students.
"First,
whisper in his ear exactly what's going to happen if he continues
to harass you."
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"If
he persists, a warning bite to the chin is perfectly in order.
Note
the E.N.T.,
Extended
Neck Technique, allowing me to keep a good distance from his grasping
paws."
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"If
you have a gentleman who won't take no for an answer, some in-close
work is called for.
For
the Neck Bite method, get a good grip with one paw, while bracing
with the other.
Keeping
eyes slitted will protect them from the inadvertent scratch, and
still allow you to watch for the possible friend coming to his rescue."
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Is
he after you yet again? Then stronger measures are called for. Don't
let his big innocent blue eyes fool you.
Wait
till he's not watching you, then attack from behind with the two-paw
spine-bite method.
Brace
hard with your hind legs and use the tail as a counter balance for
this postion, then hug tight with both front paws.
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Note
the state-of-the-art
solid wood exercise and
climbing equipment available.
Send
YOUR cat to
LIBBY'S SCHOOL OF
SELF DEFENSE
today!
Unfortunately,
due to the pressing demands of her adventurous lifestyle, Libby
herself is no longer teaching classes.
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